barefoot contessa

a person on foodnetwork that is fat and really ugly but has good food

look barefoot contessa making more food to eat!

barefoot contessa by girl with the eye patch July 8, 2011

barefooting

To travel internationally for extended periods volunteering your time at different charities.

people who use guides from www.barefootatlas.com to travel and do good work while they are abroad are barefooting

barefooting by Sam2k October 18, 2011

Sideways barefoot midget 

Ejaculating on a girls face at an angle while putting your foot in her ass

Sideways barefoot midget

Sideways barefoot midget by Weirdwun September 5, 2016

Barefoot Contessa

A cooking show featuring Ina Garten in East Hampton, cooking a variety of dishes. Many definitions bash Ina's poor looks, but let's not forget that she is almost 70 years old.

Barefoot Contessa features an old women who cooks good food

Barefoot Contessa by The big boi igga boi July 16, 2017

Barefooted

The opposite if keeping your shoes on.To be committed to a relationship,but mostly to a bad one.To have kids,Marriage, to share a residence.To have mulitple responibilites beyond yourself.A permanent state of being.

Okay let me get this right.You got a wife and a baby motha on the side and you paying mad child support.Yo! You are barefooted as hell fam.

Barefooted by Mr,Shoes December 14, 2017

barefoot emperor 

A lifeguard, because he rules the beach or the poolside

Dammit! That damn barefoot emperor was watching me from his guardstand and got all cheesed off at me for throwing a Frisbee!

barefoot emperor by Sparkina1967 December 18, 2012

Barefoot 

Some non-native speakers use barefoot as a way to get to places. Most used by hispanic (unless im the only one). (A pie which means by foot)

For your car to wreck, forcing you to walk.

From spanish: "me quede a pie" which sort off means "i am now forced to go barefoot" (close definition, not literal.)

I used to love how close my old job was, i got there barefoot.

Barefoot by Tonygamerpro456 March 18, 2022