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Adobe Shockwave 

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one of Macromedias old services. not really well known. unlike Adobe Flash. now owned by adobe. was killed on April 9 2019. its mime type was: application/x-director. shockwave was the player and director is the studio. file types were DIR, DCR, DXR. was first produced by MacroMind. old name was VideoWorks.
2008 person: Dude! lets see some good Adobe Shockwave games we can play!

2008 person 2: sure!

2019 person: its kinda sad Adobe Shockwave is dying. but at least we still have flash!
Adobe Shockwave by colloc December 21, 2024
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Adobe Support 

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A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.
Me: "Hi, I’m using Magento 2.4.7-p4 and the checkout crashes on submit."
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
Adobe Support by a-mustache May 8, 2025
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Arizona Adobe 

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Similar to an Alaskan Pipeline, you take a shit in a condom and sun dry it, therefore creating a brick-like substance inside the condom suitable for activities normally performed with a dildo.
Hello hunny, happy birthday, it's an Arizona Adobe!
Arizona Adobe by empTe January 10, 2009
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Go adobe 

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Behavior that is rude, disrespectful, disruptive and/or hostile toward a software vendor, resulting from their total inability to comprehend, much less accommodate, reality in licensing of their product.
When the GroSoft rep told us the licensing was per user per seat, not available as a network license, but still required tethering to the server, it was inevitable that Chris and Mike would go adobe on his ass!
Go adobe by BMtech September 5, 2007
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Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed That Only Adobe Photoshop Two Thousand And Fourteen To Edit Circular Spartan Helmets 

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