vertically challenged 

someone who is short

friend 1: omg look at that person over there!
friend 2: haha! talk about being vertically challenged!

vertically challenged by cherrychambers06 December 27, 2021

Vertically 

Hates gays that don’t shut up that they then proceed be one and as well increase by weight and naming themselves “cagiestt ”

Shut up you’re speaking vertically making me uncomfortable

Vertically by Epic_number21 May 13, 2024

Vertically Challenged

Being short

Tim: “ storms off and walks away”

Martha: you know he’s vertically challenged and got Neapolitan syndrome.

Vertically Challenged by Michael Tony November 8, 2025

planking vertically 

standing

i was planking vertically on top of my man spencer.

planking vertically by plankingbitch June 20, 2021

Slit vertically

An insult online, usually used on twitter. Refers to somebody cutting themselves vertically. It has been described to hurt more and be more dangerous than cutting horizontally.

A: "I dislike this kpop idol."
B: "Slit vertically."

Slit vertically by baby_doll(owo) December 27, 2023

Ben Feldman Can Utilize His Right Eye Very Vertically 

Ben Feldman Can Utilize His Right Eye Very Vertically

Ben Feldman Can Utilize His Right Eye Very Vertically

Ben Feldman Can Utilize His Right Eye Very Vertically by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024