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The Tombstone 

You flip a woman upside down in piledriver/69 position (made famous by the Undertaker), you eat her out for 5-10 minutes and then as she climaxes, you piledrive her straight on her head and break her neck.
I hooked up with this woman yesterday, and I gave her the Tombstone. Her funeral is tomorrow.
The Tombstone by ThatDude1826 July 22, 2012

Egyptian tombstone

The art of placing ones testicles in the anus of a woman and furiously masturbaing.
tried to put the Egyptian tombstone in me last night
Egyptian tombstone by TheFuriousFap December 24, 2014

Crusty Tombstone

A repulsive act that a only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
By doing this horrible act you would suck semen out of a dead persons ass. Also known as felching. And then when done you would spit it out on the tombstone thus, when dry, leaving crusty remains. A lonely person who robs graves might enjoy this.
Steve: Dan seems like the kind of guy who would giving a crusty tombstone.
Dale: Whats that?
Steve: A horrible act that only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
Dale: That sounds absolutely repulsive.

Jeff tombstone 

you get jelly put it on someones stomach and you have to put toenails in it, chocolate, and the main thing jelly. then lick it all off and eat it
"hey last night i gave my nigga a jeff tombstone, man"

The Tombstone surprise 

The art of going from a lay down 69 to a vertical 69. When the man is about to ejaculate he drops to his knees whilst is genital area is being seduced by a woman who is upside down, when they hit the floor, the man ejaculates and shouts "TOMBSTONEEEEE!!!"
I thought i'd mix it up a little by performing the tombstone surprise

rolling tombstone 

Vehicle with signs on the windows indicating that it's dedicated to the memory of someone deceased. Usually has birth/death dates on it.
Dude 1: Hey man, look at that rolling tombstone ahead of us.
Dude 2: Yeah, that kid was only 3 days old when he died. Heavy.