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The Johny is when you take a dump in a girls mouth then make her suck your penis
My girl totally gagged last night when i gave her the Johny
the Johny by Dan the jam man June 11, 2006
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the "jonny call" 

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when someone usually a young women and her friend spot a cute guy and instead of being so forward and just walking up to him and acknowledging he's cute(becuase some guys heads get really blown up if u do that) they pretend to reconize him then a conversation starts up and then the exchanging of the #'s.
kiki: hey loook at the guy hes kind of cute its time for the "jonny call".
lucy: he is "ok"
lucy:hey jonny hey jonny oh im sorry i thought u was someone else.whats your name?
kiki: u look so familiar
the guy: my name is chase what are you ladies doing tonight.
the "jonny call" by leahleah October 3, 2007
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Jonny the Homocidal Maniac

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An extremely funny comic book series by Jhonen Vasques(The maker of Invader Zim) about an artistically challenged man named Jonny who (guess what) kills people...and he ALWAYS gets away with it with the aid of his skilled tormentors(Read I Feel Sick 1 & 2. It reveals much more about Jonny's predicament.)Over all a good and hillarious read. And come on, people. Anything by Jhonen is great!!
In Jonny the Homocidal Maniac(JtHM), the police man says,"You wasted a perfectly good baby!!"
Jonny the Homocidal Maniac by LaurenFrancis May 26, 2005
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The Edward Jonny

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The Edward Jonny is a sexual act in which a friend that does not particularly enjoy the company of the other friend, goes to that friends house and receives oral sex from his mother. Such variations include hooking up with said friends sister, and touching her butt.
"Yo dude I totally ran the Edward Jonny train on Rich yesterday. His mom drank my gizz like a champ."
The Edward Jonny by Johnston Hughes January 8, 2009
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The Iron Johnnies 

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A group of "People" With an unordinary case of extreme autism, tourettes}, retardation,and or a bacterial infection that has targeted the brain
hey what's up man these guys here are the iron johnnies don't make fun of them its not their fault they're like this
The Iron Johnnies by TheRoadToElDespacito December 8, 2018
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The blonde jonny 

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When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.
Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice
The blonde jonny by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
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