Taco Bell is a fine purveyor of authentic,
Mexican food. By
understanding the menu you can speak to any person in Mexico. For example, "Yo queiro gorditas" will not only land you great eats but also
the company of short, chubby girls that smell of fried ice cream.
"Man, I cannot believe the
Mexican food in Mexico is so bad, I wish there was a Taco Bell to
keep it real."
"I would like a Meximelt, STUFT gordita and a change of
underwear, please."