schnitzel missile 

A motorcycle of German origin.

I was trying to buy a used Harley, but all I could find we're schnitzel missiles and rice rockets.

schnitzel missile by DT2020 February 24, 2019

schnitzel burger 

a large pile of crap

Man, i just unloaded a Schnitzel Burger.

schnitzel burger by Skullface June 26, 2004

schnitzel finger 

when your finger pokes through the toilet paper while wiping

i was wiping my ass with cheap toilet paper and gave myself a "schnitzel finger"

schnitzel finger by the keepsake October 16, 2012

Schnitzel Whippel 

Bad, Wrong bad, Badong, sometimes used to describe granny porn

Opposite is Schnizzle Whippet

guy 1:"oh man I just saw our grannys making whooey"
guy 2: "QUWEE...I mean schnitzel whippel"

Schnitzel Whippel by Wolfgang Shinigami February 9, 2009

Schnitzel Fritz 

Variation of the Georgia Scorcher. When a person passes out inebriated, his or her underwear are removed, a hot dog is eased up the anus, and underwear/pants are replaced. The victim will eventually awake, appearing to have pooped a whole frankfurter.

That dude was so drunk, he got schnitzel fritzed without a single twitch.

Schnitzel Fritz by kungfoojedi July 6, 2015

Schnitzel Tits 

An individual that is dim-witted and appears to be aloof at all times.

Tina is such a schnitzel tits... She forgot her purse at the restaurant again!

Schnitzel Tits by J Sizzurp III October 29, 2010

schnitzel lips

Someone with funny lips

Shut up schnitzel lips

schnitzel lips by Padgeline May 23, 2016