Saskatchewan 

The only place in Canada that is so conservative that will put your picture on the front page of the local newspaper if you get caught doing bong hits.

In Canada, 50% of residents have smoked marijuana. In Saskatchewan, 80% of residents are currently drunk and are ready to physically restrain anyone under the influence of marijuana until the police arrive.

Hey, you got any bud?

-Sure! Here's a Budweiser beer!

I mean pot.

-I don't understand.

Do you have any marijuana?

-You smoke dope?

Dope is heroin.

-Marijuana is illegal and wrong. I'm going to finish getting drunk on this alcohol the local bar illegally supplied to us, since we're underage, then I'm going to drive down to the local police department and report you for smoking dope. We don't put up with liberal mindedness in Saskatchewan!

Saskatchewan by kieran ki March 19, 2009

Wilkie, Saskatchewan

a shitty town filled with inbreds. Sittlers and Ceys know where it's at. Hard to find a bf/gf here because you're probably related to them. There are also lots of old cranky ladies who yell at you for just breathing.

Fun fact: you can only be cool here if you play hockey, volleyball, or dance

person 1- "your dating your cousin!?!?!"
person 2- "yeah so what I need a bf"
person 3-"sWeEt hOmE aLabaMa"
person 4- "welcome to gold ol Wilkie, Saskatchewan

Wilkie, Saskatchewan by woahwoahwoah63457 October 17, 2019

University of Saskatchewan 

An oasis in the middle of the canadian praries for students starving for knowledge and a home football team. U of S transforms hicks into lawyers, engineers and doctors. The winters can get very very cold, with record lows of -50 degrees. This is unfortunately perfect conditions for winter studying... and snow fights. It is also advised to make friends with some First Nations students, to stock up on Parkas and moccasins. The university is right next to the North Saskatchewan River and a perfect place to drop you canoe to float to further destinations.

" Are you going to the University of Saskatchewan??"
YES

University of Saskatchewan by Bannanon September 25, 2011

Martensville, Saskatchewan 

A whole bunch of greasy druggies that think they're the shit...but they're not. Not to mention skanks!

Bob: hey, lets go to Martensville, Saskatchewan down snake road!
Mark: But I heard there's a bunch of greasy, drugged up skanks there!
Bob: Oh but yo', lets go to Warman.

Martensville, Saskatchewan by Daytonnn November 14, 2011

saskatchewanism 

A term used to describe the socialist mentality of Saskatchewan citizens. The province is the only fully socialist government in North America, containing the most number of socialized corporations. Saskatchewanism is its own form of statism, or socialism, that originates in the province.

Sometimes shortened to: Saskism

"Saskatchewanism must not spread throughout Canada."

saskatchewanism by MrRados January 10, 2008

Saskatchewan Swapmeet

one person defecates into another person's mouth, who then vomits back into the first person's anus.

Looks like you've been makin' trades at the old Saskatchewan Swapmeet again, Frank.

Saskatchewan Swapmeet by rectacular March 25, 2008

Saskatchewan 

Province of Canada. One of the few places left in the world that is stuck in the quagmire known as communism. Ruled by a dictatorial klan known as the NDP. Economic wasteland. Contains more energy reserves than the entire middle east altogether.

Tommy Douglas was the former Premier of Saskatchewan.

Saskatchewan by pitz August 26, 2004