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redemption 

1. to reclaim what was taken 2. best served through a belt-fed weapon or the serrated edge of a unused hunting knife to one's esophagus 3. to cleanse another of their sins
The man gasped for breath through a puddle of mucus and blood as his redeemer sat on top of him grinning

The man screamed to his god as his redeemer cleansed him of his sins

The man begged for forgiveness as he felt his life seeping through his redeemers veins

The helpless victim finally found redemption through reclaiming the life of his tormentor
redemption by Davis Leang February 22, 2011
A person or people who would rather stick pins in there eye's than listen to a spesific piece of music
Hey dayna listen to sundayafternoon.

No i'de rather stick pins in my eyes .
Your such a redemer.
redemer by Kieran1995 August 21, 2009

Redemption  

Along With The others.. but is allso a tight controlled brotherhood of surenos living in england founded in Salisbury with leads all the way up to Teeside.
Redemption will sort your problem out.

slawshank redemption 

rubbing rancid coleslaw on your penis before intercourse, usually resulting in a very stinky bacterial vaginal infection.
when I found out my girl was cheating on me I gave her the slawshank redemption and she wondered how she got bacterial vaginosis.
slawshank redemption by gdaxon March 9, 2007

Red Neck Redemption 

It derived from the awsome game red dead redemption
when MACHINAMA released a trailer for cabelas dangerous hunts 2011 the comments section of the video was spammed by what gamers think the title should be
Red Neck Redemption
phil: i just got cabelas dangerous hunts 2011
dave: lololololollolol
phil: wha?
dave: you dont even know the title of ur own game its called red neck redemption u fail at life phil
phil: saaad faace
Red Neck Redemption by derpyd000 December 19, 2010

redemption 

Deep down, with every inch of me, i pure hate you... but god damnit do I respect you.
today we spell redemption... R-O-N

Red Dead Redemption

When having sex with your partner, they must be on their period, and you have to wear a cowboy hat, while screaming "Yeehaw!"
Me and my girlfriend were play Red Dead Redemption last night. If you know what I mean...