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Dick Pivot 

(n.) the act of switching sexual positions without removing p from v

alternate usage: pivot dick
(n.) a dick that is kept inside a female vagina while switching sexual positions, similar to a pivot foot in basketball which must remain planted on the floor until a player dribbles, passes, shoots, etc.
The dick pivot from doggy to missionary to reverse cowgirl is a pretty complex sequence of moves.

If I hadn't bought that VHS box-set of late 80's interracial porn, my husband never would have learned the dick pivot. It saved out marriage.

T. Chance Thrasher is a legend in the industry, His dick pivot is like the Abdul-Jabar sky hook, just unstoppable.
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Reverse Ovley Pivot

A Common Sex Postition, Created By Norman Ovley
When doing my girlfriend the other night, we tried the Reverse Ovley Pivot

drop step pivot

a manouver used by a drunk male when regected by a female at the bar, he then moves (drop, step, pivots) on to the next female

also called DSP in abbreviated form
"Matt just drop step pivoted from that blonde girl over to the hottie in the skirt!"

"You were hammered last night how many DSPs dis you pull"
drop step pivot by knobert11 March 3, 2009

journey pivot 

Wow. You sound really angry. Do you need sex? It'll help you relax. 'cause I am willing to whip out my journey pivot right now and give you what you need. That's how much I care.
journey pivot by Weeds001 August 26, 2008

perfect pivot 

When you use the joystick, in SSB4, to dash in one direction then input it in the opposite direction immediately to cancel the dash so you can immediately act out of it, such as with a grab or attack.
MKLeo perfect pivoted 8 times in a row!
perfect pivot by Quintessenc3 August 31, 2017

post-pivot 

November 2017 marks the inception of America’s post-pivot strategy.
Trump's-post-pivot-strategy
post-pivot by It Tickled November 17, 2017

Labor Pivot 

Labor Pivot: The act of saying fuck it to your job due to Covid stay at home protocols. Labor Pivoting involves but not limited to, online gaming, daily food delivery’s and wearing clothing only from the waste up for zoom meetings.
Jane the librarian: “I use to love working with kids during story time and the Dewey decimal system…but after this Covid bullshit I’ve done a complete Labor Pivot and I am much happier.”
Labor Pivot by CLINCHFIELD April 9, 2022