medication

A student night in liverpool which always ends up with dignity being lost

'Medication woo! Time to throw away all my prospects in life!'

medication by beimear November 16, 2011

Editation

An Editation is like editing in that it involves something being changed. However, when editing it does not imply editing a whole thing, whereas an Editation does.

Steve: I've just finished the seventh Editation of my novel! If my agent makes me do one more Editation...
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Agent: Sorry Steve, I still can't find anyone willing to publish this. Time for your eighth Editation...

Editation by PayUpThenMummy July 9, 2012

glaucoma medication 

some states, such as Oregon, have legalized the use of medical marijuana to treat glaucoma, which is a disease that causes blindless. so basically, pack up your piece, go to oregon, pretend you have glaucoma, and get baked on some sweet glaucoma meds.
(see also weed reefer ganga pot herb)

Yo megan, this glaucoma is getting hard to deal with. grab your glaucoma medication, let's go to an OFG meeting and smoke a bowl.

glaucoma medication by OFGmember September 16, 2008

medition 

misspelling of meditation or could be seen as the slang term of spelling meditation

to train, calm, and empty the mind through an altered state

dalena loves to medition for hours on the weekends

medition by itsawordxxx April 3, 2010

Metatation 

The unintentional act of being distracted while attempting to meditate due to the realization that you are, are not, or should be meditating. Also refers to excessive self-awareness and self-consciousness pertaining either to one's mind or body, occurring during or interfering with successful meditation practices. Common in persons meditating for the first or second time, or who don't believe in or agree with the premise of meditation. Sometimes accompanied by or triggered by embarrassment about the fact that they are meditating.

Ex 1: Whenever I finally started to relax and lose myself in the meditation exercises, I would think, "Ok, it's working now!" This metatation always caused me to lose my hard-won focus.
Ex 2: A couple times I almost started to fall into the rhythm of the Yoga class, at which point I would ask myself, "What am I even doing at a stupid Yoga class?", the metatation jolting me back into my crowded, disorganized thinking pattern and daily worries.

Metatation by Harlequin Princess May 24, 2009

Manditation 

A invitation to a function that is mandatory.

jim: hey did you get the invitation to the bosses Christmas party?

Brad: you mean the manditation... that party is mandatory if you want your bonus.. what a douche..

Manditation by trojanpride December 13, 2010

meditationguru 

The pseudonym of a guy in India that teaches meditation techniques in mysore, india. Quite an esoteric and mysterious individual, he centers his teachings around universal meditation and the concept of oneness. Believes that we are unlimited and that meditation is the most amazing experience on planet Earth. Prefers not to disclose his religion.

Meditationguru teaches meditation techniques at his center and at his website at meditationguru.com

meditationguru by preserver257 July 28, 2009