The most beautiful girl you could ever have. Some would say a model, some would say an angel that fell from heaven. A girl that is on your mind 24/7. She always makes you smile and laugh, and will forever keep you happy.
Lame Time regards NBA player Damian Lillard's inability to hit clutch shots and streaky shooting throughout games. Though having a plethora of game winning shots, Lillard has even more instances of choking, and his true shooting percentage in 4th quarters proves that.
Lame Time went 0-3 in the last two minutes of last night's game- that's why the Blazers lost.
He is the guy that is overly eager to get with your girl, despite the fact that he knows she's in a relationship with you. He's looking to take their friendship to the next level.
If the opportunity presents itself, he will have sex with your girlfriend. Depending on the quality of sex, she might mess around with him while still with you.
At 3am, the designated driver will perform their duties in dropping off their friends at various houses. Since one's boyfriend is acting up, she will request to visit Lame Lance.