LD 

Biggest android simp I know. Will give the androids the sucky sucky 9000 every single day and have robot babies with them.

Person 1: I’d become a detective just to work with that android

Person 2: Dude your such and LD kinnie

LD by Kei.suckingdeeznuts August 8, 2021

LD 

Long distance

We cant do this because were LD right now

LD by Crumblerseers June 15, 2022

LD 

Long Distance

me: so are they "irls" or do they know eachother online?
friend: no they're "LD" (Long Distance)

LD by Niiton June 15, 2022

LD 

Lethal Dick

Brodrick: “I gave her that LD last night, she passed out”

LD by Derbiio March 28, 2023

LD 

Slang for Liquid Death sparkling water

Bro 1: Wow I could really use an LD right about now.

Bro 2: What, you want a long dick??

Bro 1: No, obviously I mean a Liquid Death!

LD by OogaChaka69 May 11, 2025

LD 

Shortened version of the term "Leisure Dad"

Describes someone who's extremely chic, casual, and classy. They're eating oysters at a small hotel in Greece, wearing all linen. They're also alone in a park reading a book on "the best phrases of the century"

The term was first seen on an instagram post by The Kid Laroi in 2025.

"that dude at the bar was on his LD shit.. alone, eating a dozen oysters and 12 martini's in all white linen"

"that shirt is so LD brotha"

brings a martini into the sauna "I'm so LD"

LD by jessgirly1 May 13, 2025

ld 

Long-distance, especially a partner or friend.

My bf and I are ld rn but we hope to move in soon.

ld by whydoyouwannaknow7 June 16, 2025