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Kieran is an extremely kind-hearted, attractive, sweet and cool guy. However, his pros do not outweigh his cons. Kieran force-feeds everyone he sees with not only his kind words but with mars bars. He is a massive stalker and never leaves you the hell alone so be sure to block him on every platform so that you can sleep safely at night. However, if you are like me and like being around him all the time, maybe think about pressing that unblock button. He is extremely short so getting chronic neck pains from having to look down at him all day is common. He also never shuts up so installing a mute button on your Kieran is a very good idea. His taste in music is questionable and could definitely do with some improvement. His looks can be shocking sometimes so be prepared to have every molecule of C02 in your body be demolished. He thinks he is cool but in reality, he is just a boring old bitch with no real personality. Kieran, you are one of a kind.
Guy: Brooo, I heard my girls cheating dude who do you reckon it's with
Guy's friend: Probs Kieran he's weird like that dude
Kieran by charlie6367 June 5, 2021
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Kieran is an extremely kind-hearted, attractive, sweet and cool guy. However, his pros do not outweigh his cons. Kieran force-feeds everyone he sees with not only his kind words but with mars bars. He is a massive stalker and never leaves you the hell alone so be sure to block him on every platform so that you can sleep safely at night. However, if you are like me and like being around him all the time, maybe think about pressing that unblock button. He is extremely short so getting chronic neck pains from having to look down at him all day is common. He also never shuts up so installing a mute button on your Kieran is a very good idea. His taste in music is questionable and could definitely do with some improvement. His looks can be shocking sometimes so be prepared to have every molecule of C02 in your body be demolished. He thinks he is cool but in reality, he is just a boring old bitch with no real personality. Kieran, you are one of a kind.
Guy: Brooo, I heard my girls cheating dude who do you reckon it's with
Guy's friend: Probs Kieran he's weird like that dude
Kieran by charlie6367 June 5, 2021
Someone with the up most best qualities for commissioner of clubs.
Person A : Who are you voting for, for commissioner of clubs?
Person B : Are you kidding only one of them is a total Kieran
Kieran by Kieran____ February 25, 2020
omg look at him he's so sus. he's def a kieran (eye roll)
kieran by bae is bae October 14, 2020
Wow that Kieran geezer has got a long shlong
Kieran by Rxvxn November 11, 2020
An amazing feet worshiper. Loves to chant tiktoks in class.
kieran by sweepysusgus April 19, 2021