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Hindu Swag
The term given to a person's expert ability or skill in a certain area of life that they are considerably a guru of that area. Guru is a Hindi term hence the 'Hindu' in 'Hindu Swag'.
- "Oh man. I'm about to fail in COD. Time to break out the hindu swag."
- "Have you seen the way this guy moves? With that kind of Hindu Swag, he could be the next Kobe Bryant."
- "Have you seen the way this guy moves? With that kind of Hindu Swag, he could be the next Kobe Bryant."
Hindu Swag by ShannySaurus February 21, 2011
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hindu bulls eye
The target-like dot on the head of most Hindu men and women alike.
The dot symbolizes the target acquired by most Muslim and Sikh lovers of the hindu "faith".
Cows see this dot as a convenient place to urinate, so it can dribble down the face of the hindu worshipper, and right into his mouth.
Cow urine is a common drink among hindu followers, and they will also feast on cow feces on some occasions.
Hindus fear the wrath of the cow, so they buy cows gifts often, and the cows just end up taking massive dumps on these gifts.
Hindus also have a big affinity to monkeys and elephants, because they too, are hindu Gods.
A hindu man's attainment of Nirvana is complete when he has anally pleasured an elephant and a baby monkey on the same day. He will then go home and ejaculate all over his daughter's face while she consumes the semen thinking it is holy.
The dot symbolizes the target acquired by most Muslim and Sikh lovers of the hindu "faith".
Cows see this dot as a convenient place to urinate, so it can dribble down the face of the hindu worshipper, and right into his mouth.
Cow urine is a common drink among hindu followers, and they will also feast on cow feces on some occasions.
Hindus fear the wrath of the cow, so they buy cows gifts often, and the cows just end up taking massive dumps on these gifts.
Hindus also have a big affinity to monkeys and elephants, because they too, are hindu Gods.
A hindu man's attainment of Nirvana is complete when he has anally pleasured an elephant and a baby monkey on the same day. He will then go home and ejaculate all over his daughter's face while she consumes the semen thinking it is holy.
hindu bulls eye by HinduMaaKiChut November 26, 2009
hindu dot
Hindus pray in temples. The 'dot on the forehead' is known as a bindi. It's there for medical reasons, actually. Those really old scientists knew that that place just above where your eyebrows meet is also an important place for the nerves in your brain.
hindu dot by Vikramadtya November 10, 2008
hindu discount
After spend hours with an east indian family who are buying things for their home you give them the total of 12,000 dollars, to which they reply "I will give you 2000". So all the time you spent with them is not wasted you knock off a hundred or two dollars off the total to make the sale.
After spending all afternoon with them I finally had to give them a Hindu Discount just to make the sale.
hindu discount by Randy Smith October 27, 2007
hindu egg crate
Take a dump and "accidentally" forget to wipe, then drop your balls in her eye sockets, and dot her forehead with your brown eye.
He did the hindu egg crate on her last night and she couldn't figure out why it smelled, and why everyone was laughing the next day.
hindu egg crate by Hugh.Jazz February 22, 2010
Hindu Blaze
Hindu Blaze by Loothoarder53 February 22, 2017