Googlespert

A know-it-all individual found in chatrooms and Usenet newsgroups throughout the Internet who is a one-minute expert and authority on any given subject at any given time. According to their own reports, these people usually have IQs in the genius range and are members of Mensa.

John's mention of quantum theory brought a flurry of responses from Googlesperts in the newsgroup.

Googlespert by Steerforth March 8, 2012

road googler 

asking for directions

road googler: "How do i turn the corner to get to common ground?"

road googler by Krkič August 26, 2020

googlespert

when someone considers themselves an expert on a particular topic because they looked it up on google, in reality they have no real experience with the the topic.

peter considers himself a googlespert on the topic of iPhones, I gave him mine so he could demonstrate, he couldn't even turn it on, mustn't have been in the tutorial, lol.

googlespert by hevihitr April 17, 2009

Bad Googler 

Person who is incapable of affectively searching the internet, using vague word searches that lead them to endless circles of spam in which they offer personal information to phony websites in hope of reaching their original objective . Person is usually older i.e. mom, grandma, grandpa, provoking a burning desire to rip the mouse from thier hand and do the search yourself.

My bad Googler Grandma typed " Restaurants that sell fish and are reasonably priced,' and I died a little inside, who taught this woman how to search.

Bad Googler by ezekiel2800 March 4, 2010

hypochondri-googler 

One who spends excessive amounts of time online googling symptoms so he/she can diagnose his/her self with medical conditions/ailments.

Example of a hypochondri-googler: I stayed up all night googling bothersome medical symptoms and am now worried that I may drop my head to my desk causing possible further medical conditions such as a concussion, coma and the like. I’ll have to find energy to google that.

hypochondri-googler by Emster73 August 17, 2012

Goolers

Noun-often referred to when talking about weed.

John:"Bro Pass the Goolers I can't see straight."

Phil:"Bruh bruh what the fuck are Goolers?"

John:"The fucking weed bro pass the Goooooolerssss."

Goolers by Big John HoustonTEX October 4, 2011

Googleist

Is a person who belives that google is god. They tend to practice their belifs by looking up what they don't know on google before making any other (life changing) decisions in life. As well as looking up life changing things on google, a googleist may also spend most of their freetime by randomly looking up things they don't know on google.

The Adam and Eve of google is Larry Page and Sergey Brin.

Girl1: How did you know what people say during wedding vows, even if you have never been to a wedding?

Girl2: I'm a devout googleist, we know as much as the internet holds.

Googleist by Saraness May 2, 2009