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fortnight 

Fortnight is a word that means a period of two weeks. It is commonly used in the sense of kidnapping victim having been violated or beaten for said amount of time. however has no negative or sexual connotation on it's own.
1) I was kidnapped by pirates, they raped and violated me for a fortnight.
2) hello i haven't seen you on a fortnight.
3) like my new tattoo i got it a fortnight ago.
fortnight by sexygerl February 25, 2017
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Fortnightitis 

Random person: Did you hear about that guy who spent £400 on Fortnite?
Me: Yeah, He has got Fortnightitis!
Random person: Oh no, That's serious!
Fortnightitis by The_Mockingjay February 28, 2019

Fortnightitis 

Random person: Did you hear about that guy who spent £400 on Fortnite?
Me: Yeah, He has got Fortnightitis!
Random person: Oh no, That's serious!
Fortnightitis by The_Mockingjay February 28, 2019

Fortnight 

A survival game played by people who think that immigrants take all jobs and rely on sport for their future
Oh look Jimmy's being a lil bitch and playing on fortnight because he's got no life, poor Jimmy
Fortnight by MIZHOG1983 May 16, 2018

Fortnight 

A game where mostly boys and some girls will try to win 1 and be the last one standing.
Saturday’s are for the fortnight bois
Or
YO I GOT A 360 NO SKOP IN FORTNIGHT
Fortnight by REEEEEEEESE November 12, 2018

fartlighter 

I had a quad-powered rocket launcher, but still got fragged by someone with a fartlighter.
fartlighter by Machine Man January 1, 2009

fortnight 

A game that the kids on my sabin bus cant shut the fuck up about.
connor and the other fuckboys talked about fortnight on the bus for an hour. How do they even do that?