stab-and-forgive

A stabbing action at a person who offended you or made a poor excuse for their absence. After stabbing them you can forgive them.

On the night of John's stag do his mate called up and said "sorry i can't make it". Stab@him, but forgive him. Stab-and-forgive.

On the night of a Huge engagement party so and so did not turn up, because of spam email apparently. Stab-and-forgive.

See also: stab@thee.

stab-and-forgive by stabmeister August 14, 2006

How Dare You Forgive Me 

The way you feel when you’ve been hurt more than you thought possible and you’ve hurt someone more than you thought possible but you love them so much it hurts and they don’t even know that they’ve been hurt. It’s great.

I dreamt of an old man on a park bench. One eye was dead and white, the pupil transfixed by a scar. The other burned blue. It saw. He raised a shaking finger and pointed at me. “How dare you forgive me,” he croaked, his voice the death rattle of a starved bird and a dying star.

How Dare You Forgive Me by 22(god) April 17, 2019

Forgiveness Breakfast 

-Bacon
-Waffles
-Eggs
-Hand Jobs
-Pancakes
-Orange Juice
-Muffin

I'm sorry for burning down your house man. Come over to mine tomorrow morning and I'll make you a forgiveness breakfast.

Forgiveness Breakfast by Pr0sAndCon5 August 27, 2013

penis of forgiveness 

a tool of ultimate forgiveness. the place she turns to when shes really spat the dummy, crashed the car or shagged the grandpa.

to kiss the penis of forgiveness

penis of forgiveness by mr lobby March 11, 2009

Forgive up on 

When you realize major shortcomings in someone/thing so you accept their issues but remain dissapointed as being angry or trying to change them would be a waste of time.

The dog peed on the carpet again, but she doesnt do it that often anymore so i decided to forgive up on her and just clean it up.

Forgive up on by Miphead January 14, 2018

Forgivernatter 

A person who has forgiven someone for all the things they done. Cares for a person when they don't care. Because the heart is the one thing that they have and they will never let anyone take that. Forgivernatters are love me or leave me. But will never get there heart in a place that harms any person even when the person means harm on them.

The forgivernatter will always have there heart on there sleeve.

Forgivernatter by Truthnut June 14, 2020

Forgivend 

Hamilton forgiveness

Forvigived(it’s quite uptown) it’s so awesome Hamilton forgivend

Forgivend by Johnnysinns69 October 11, 2021