Flat Tire

A flat tire describes a person, a woman specifically, who is hard or draining to talk to, and has a small or flat chest. Hence forth, a flat tire.

"I was talking with her, and let me tell you, she is such a flat tire." "Mark! Don't talk about someone like that!"

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Flat tire

The action of vibrating your lips and blowing air into the vagina.

To inflate the vagina.

So I gave this girl a “flat tire” last night and she blew the air right back at me.

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chubby person farts Dang! You need me to call roadside assistance?!? Sounds like you just got a flat tire!

Flat tire by FDubs January 5, 2025

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Flat tiring is when a man jerks off another man so many times that he cannot become erect anymore

Flat Tire by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025

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Flat tiring someone is when one man jerks another man off until he is no longer able to become erect for a certain period of time.

Flat Tire by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025

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When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.

Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.

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Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.

when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..

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