A Fiji Water 

A really hawt, and hard to get dude/gal

“Damnnn Dylan is such a Fiji Water”

“The new girl Stacy is such a Fiji Water, all the boys are drooling over her”

A Fiji Water by squacoon October 17, 2018

go Fiji 

An expression defining the act of meeting someone so much younger, so much hotter and so much more willing than your current wife, that in the matter of hours you decide to leave a wife of 20+ years behind. The act must also be preceded by the existence of a perfectly happy marriage that showed no signs of weakness up until the moment you "go fiji"

We were all traveling for work and my coworker disappeared for a solid two days. He met some young hottie at the bar and immediately decided to divorce the old hag he had left at home. We knew the moment he met the girl that he was about to go Fiji.

go Fiji by Mach3 October 29, 2009

Cornell Fiji 

In the poker community, to "Cornell Fiji" is to borrow money with no intention of ever paying it back, or to offer to swap online cash for real cash, then renege on your end of the agreement. This is what Cornell Fiji (real name Steven Ware) did to Admo during the World Series of Poker 2008.

"I transferred Steve $30,000 on Full Tilt yesterday. He said he would transfer $30,000 to my bank account but I haven't seen a dime. I think I got Cornell Fiji'd by that douchebag."

Cornell Fiji by Slim Shylock September 30, 2009

abstracted fiji 

send via text message. used to confuse potential boyfriends/girlfriends

girl: abstracted fiji!
guy: what?
girl: ABSTRACTED FIJI
guy: im sorry, i dont know what you're saying
girl: i guess i cant like you anymore....

abstracted fiji by em mc May 4, 2009

Maybe Fiji 

A completely appropriate reply to a question regarding something completely inappropriate.

As in John Phillips reply to McKenzie regarding their incestuous relationship when she said, 'I was a fragment of a person, and my secret isolated me,' she writes, according to People.com. "One night Dad said, 'We could just run away to a country where no one would look down on us. There are countries where this is an accepted practice. Maybe Fiji.' "

(As seen on CNN.com)

Maybe Fiji by nhk38 September 23, 2009

Lil Fiji 

The type of person to eat your hot pocket while you watching. He's a MF plastic sniffer, and he's savage enough to drown a rock. Don't disrespect him or he gone make them tings go skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poo. Then he gone take a shit in your refrigerator. ya don kno

Him: Why is there a turd in your Refrigerator

Me: I think Lil Fiji can into your house
Him: Dammit

Lil Fiji by HappyFart4 November 30, 2017

Carlos Fiji 

Founder and creator of Fiji water. He was running one of the most succesfull water shipment businesses in all of the north east, leading him to be one of the richest men in colonial America. He planned to destroy all of Shimshaw Creamtime's milk farms and viciously slaughter Charles (Creamtime's biggest cow), sending the milk industry down the drain. Using his money, Fiji hired an army of water mercenaries and started a war against Creamtime and the milk industry. Creamtime had George Washington on his side wich lead to Fiji loosing the war. At the end the milkman army burned Fiji's house down, tarred and feathered him and killed his family.

Carlos Fiji was the creator of Fiji water and a leader of an evil and large corporation.

Carlos Fiji by cuch.bljuch June 27, 2021