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shannon eileen 

a stunning fierce woman who speaks her mind & strives for another's smile. she's devoted to her loved ones & is passionate for music. photography is a common art to all shannon eileens & her style is never compromised.

the sort of girl you always want, even though she never wants you back...


they always come back to shannon eileen.

shannon eileen is an irish beauty.
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Dirty Eileen 

Where during sex the female spins like a bayblade on the males penis screaming the ussr anthem
Dirty Eileen by Yetusthatfeetus April 15, 2020

Come on Eileen 

The ejaculation of a male onto an unsuspecting victim, usually an inappropriate female (Iie. a flat-mates girlfriend or mother) when they least expect it.

Usually the male is pre-loaded, and busts into the room singing "Come on Eileen" as he carries out his task.

NB: The 'victim' does not have to be called Eileen
Shit, I was sat watching Buzzcocks the other day when Calvin burst in, shouting the works to Dexy's, when Freddie's mum got it in the eye. Gotta love the ol' Come On Eileen tactics.
Come on Eileen by Eljay Eljay February 21, 2007

Allison, Eileen's Best Friend 

Allison is the most amazing girl on the face of this planet. She can always make people feel happy, even in the worst of times. Her and I laugh more then we breath when we talk. She is the coolest girl alive, and I feel bad for ANYONE who isn't friends with her. Anyone who messes with her HEARS FROM ME. So watch out! I love you girl!
Allison, Eileen's Best Friend is bomb!

Dirty Eileen 

Dirty Eileen by anonymous September 17, 2021

shit the bed eileen 

Boss-" your fired."
Me-" well shit the bed Eileen."
shit the bed eileen by Mudslinger69 February 24, 2019
Smart, beautiful, crazy, nerd who loves books and music and video game but is sweet and fun to be around
I wish i had an Eileena as a bestie.
eileena by Malilicious May 25, 2014