distrigued

We've all felt this. It's that peculiar sensation of being genuinely disturbed by something, but somehow at the same time, oddly intrigued.

Did you just say you like to watch CSPAN while oiled up and completely in the nude? I'm distrigued.

Ugh, I just got tubgirled! It's so disgusting... but I can't look away! I'm just distrigued.

distrigued by Kaptinn January 20, 2011

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Dictracted

When a guy is so horny that all he can think about is sex.

"Jack was so dictracted; he slammed into a fucking tree. On the bright side, he no longer has blue balls."

"Jack was so dictracted; he inadvertently sketched a dick on his math quiz before turning it in. The teacher was not amused."

Dictracted by -Blue Baller July 26, 2016

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Colby school district

A fucking prison with fat ass ms sweeder, mr gayn and ms kinker

I love attending Colby school district

Colby school district by Ms sweeder is gay November 11, 2019

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Mifflin County School District

Mifflin County School District where you can walk into the girls bathrooms and find a mix of emo, weird, smelling bitchs. If you stick around long enough you could be hooked up with some fentanyl and heroin. Your either getting played or playing. People fake mental problems and walk around smelling like BO. nobody knows how to use deodorant and stink the hallways up. The one vice principal looks like a leprechaun.

have you been to mifflin county school district?

- no it sounds fucked up

Mifflin County School District by i suck dick… March 30, 2022