urban dicking around

The time of day, usually during a boring geography or technology lesson when one to three people, usually massive lads, spend their 40 minutes of education on urban dictionary laughing at all the bant uploaded by everyone.

lad1: hey m8, we've got tech now
lad2: i kno, what a load of crap!!!
lad1: i kno what we can do!
lad2: what m8?
lad1: lets pretend were doing folder work downstairs and we can do abit of urban dicking around!

lad2: BANTER!

*usually a fist bump or a high five occurs at this point!

urban dicking around by chickenwizzard December 7, 2009

Skinny Dicking

Having sex in a body of water.

Britanny and Jake went skinny dicking in the pool at Josh's party.

Skinny Dicking by dickstellar June 4, 2015

hot dicking 

Synonym for hot sex. The act of dicking is defined as engaging in intercourse.

I gave michelle a hot dicking.

hot dicking by Arielesbian July 29, 2006

dicking the dog 

acting in an unproductive manner

dude, would you stop dicking the dog and help me set up this stereo

dicking the dog by billy kelley March 26, 2004

Dicking the Dog 

A Blue Collar term for fucking off on the job. More specifically, taking much longer to complete a work assignment than the company or boss expects should be spent on it. Dicking the Dog Poking the Pooch can effectively be used as a tool to create overtime in which the employee is paid one and one half times the hourly rate.

Man 1: Old Joe sure is Dicking the Dog today. Man 2: Yea he sure the fuck is, must have a car payment or something due cause he's gonna run that job into overtime.

Dicking the Dog by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

dicking around 

Messing around, screwing around, jacking around, or just wasting time doing pointless things in some other way.

The teacher was pissed because the guys in the back row wouldn't quit dicking around.

dicking around by Melissa October 27, 2003

Big Dicking 

The term "Big Dicking" is when someone's ego is a little too big and they think they're Mr. Tough guy or "the man". They are too big for their britches so to speak. One that is big dicking is going to act like a complete douche bag that thinks he can beat anyones ass when him himself is in fact a noodle are bitch. When you're big dicking you tend to be shit talking.

Vince: "I'll kick your ass you pussy, your small as hell"

Joe: "Just because you've hit the gym for two weeks doesn't mean you can kick my ass. Seriously, quit big dicking me man.

Big Dicking by Martymcflyy757 March 15, 2015