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Cuban Resources

A department at a large company that oversees the advancement of Cubans and other hispanics at the expense of Caucasians.
Shaniqua from Cuban Resources suspended a white man for offending Marcal.
Cuban Resources by Jean Shepherd January 19, 2010

cuban breakfast 

Inserting a mixture of rice and beans into a girl's asshole. Similar to a Portuguese breakfast.
Tommy gave his girlfriend a cuban breakfast this morning. Let's just say it was a bit messy.
cuban breakfast by arylius December 1, 2020

Cuban Roll

In Florida, the art of crossing 5+ lanes of traffic suddenly to exit the highway. Usually with no warning or signal to other drivers on the road. Moving from the far left fast lane to the exit lane in one smooth transition with no regard for the safety of themselves or other drivers. This driving tactic is actually not limited to Florida.
**Driver witnessing a car in front of him says to his passenger**

"Did you just see that guy in front of us?? He did a cuban roll right off the highway??"

**Driver to passenger**

"Hang on, I have to cuban roll or I'm going to miss the exit!"

See also: California Roll, Salmon Roll, Geriatric Roll
Cuban Roll by NastyMcT August 21, 2009

Cuban Cunt Cough 

when a cigar is inserted in the womens vagina and she queefs and blows the smoke
My girlfriend Cuban Cunt Coughed and was rushed to the hospital with 3rd degree burns
Cuban Cunt Cough by Max and Bobby November 22, 2010

Cuban Underduck 

When you bend your dick down and back, and a girl blows you from behind with her nose on your butt hole.
"I got a dandy Cuban Underduck from the broad I met at the bar last night."

Cuban Pete

He's a really modest guy, although he's the hottest guy, in Havana.
They call me Cuban Pete
I'm the king of the rhumba beat
When I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom
Cuban Pete by This is a bad name September 14, 2017