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Brooking Yourself 

When you get turned on, and you touch yourself. Sometimes you get turned on and you can't always depend on someone else. So handle it yourself. As heard on One Tree Hill.
I saw you brooking yourself. It was the weirdest moment of my life.
Brooking Yourself by Lissie A. April 25, 2006

asian-blocking

When two Asians have a mutual attraction for eachother, but are too asian to initiate any kind of relationship other than a casual friendship.

This is largely due to a very asian upbringing and strict asian parents that insist on the need for studying rather than relationships.
"Look at those two, they're so into each other, but they're asian-blocking eachother so hard."

Crop Blocking 

When someone won't let you get on the computer to crop your Farm on Farmville.
Honey, my crops are going to wither if I don't get on the computer soon, stop crop blocking me!
Crop Blocking by op_ivy August 10, 2010

blocking 

The simple yet incredibly satisfactory act of walking round the block. It is the perfect thing to do when bored, and stimulates conversation, friendship and oddly also spontaneous dragon-baby abduction.
The fundamental rule of blocking is: do not retrace your steps!
Blocking also highly condemns the wearing of yellow socks.
Blocker 1: dude im bored.
Blocker 2: wanna go for a block?
Blocker 1: hell no your wearing yellow socks
R.i.P blocker 2
thats blocking
blocking by mentalgeorge September 24, 2012

blocking 

The act of walking "around the block" without retracing your footsteps and always finishing where you started. You may only block where there is a path or a street so most people practice it in urban areas. Also, no blocker may ever wear yellow socks!
Let's go blocking.
blocking by hairballfuzz September 30, 2012

Blocking the cock 

When someone prevents, accidentally or intentionally, two people from having a conversation or intercourse. Blocking the cock can be done by jumping into an existing conversation, positioning oneself between two other people, or drawing attention to oneself.
Girl A: Nick and I were talking when Sophia comes over and starts asking me about homework!

Girl B: I know, she's always blocking the cock