hot birthday cake 

When you cum on someones ass and then stuff candles in their anus and light them

I gave my girlfriend a hot birthday cake for her 14th

hot birthday cake by analprolapser3600 December 18, 2017

The Happy Birthday Cake 

On your girlfriend or wife's birthday, you buy her favorite birthday cake and feed it to her. About a half hour later, you have sex with her doggie-style, and while penetrating her vagina,you stick a ping-pong paddle, or other flat, round shaped object, into her anus. She then takes a dump that comes out in the shape of a cake. You flip her on her back, placing the "birthday cake" on her stomach, adding a lit candle or two. You then fuck her missionary style, and when you cum you ejaculate "frosting" all over the birthday cake, also extinguishing the lit candles. Happy Birthday, Sweetie!

Tonight I'm going to give my girlfriend The Happy Birthday Cake!

The Happy Birthday Cake by lovemyelie March 24, 2011

mexican birthday cake 

The act of eating several helpings of beans and deficating them on somebodys person.

I gave Sherry a mexican birthday cake and she was delighted to receive it.

mexican birthday cake by scott negley March 25, 2007

Columbian Birthday Cake 

Putting a bunch of Columbian Bam Bam on your dick right before you bang a girl in the ass. Then blow your load in her ear and slap the side of her head.

I was over at Donna’s last night and gave her a Columbian Birthday Cake! Happy birthday to me!

Columbian Birthday Cake by Butter Sue July 22, 2019

the birthday cake 

When you make a cake and rub the left over frosting on your girl's tits, then titty fuck her. Then she sucks the frosting off your dick like she is blowing out the candle.

On my birthday, after my party. My girl took me to the bedroom and we did the birthday cake.

the birthday cake by sockmonkey 379 April 11, 2013

AIDS Birthday Cake 

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

AIDS Birthday Cake by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

Super Birthday Cake 

When you make a tray of pot brownies, cover the top in whipped cream, and do whip it’s with the left over whipped cream

Dude we made a super birthday cake and got crazy high

Super Birthday Cake by CavaKing December 2, 2018