Alfie 

The Alfie I know is:

Hilarious,

Sexy ;),

Cuddly,

Friendly,

Easy to talk to,

Smart,

A gentleman,

and the best boyfriend ever :')

I love alfie
Ur lucky to have a friend like alfie

Dont just let him walk away it will be the biggest mistake you have ever made

I love alfie
Ur lucky to have a friend like alfie

Dont just let him walk away it will be the biggest mistake you have ever made

Alfie by Shayne loves alfie May 30, 2019

alfie 

smelly fuck who doesn't wash

you smell like Alfie

alfie by hillbilly jeff December 12, 2019

ALfie 

Alfie is a clapped little boy who will sit in the shower n never pull a girl in his life. He think hes a full in roadman but in fact he’s a big fat pussy, who will do anything in the world for attention. He has no friends bc no on one actually likes him n people just pretend :)

Alfie is the most clapped lad

ALfie by ailuj July 21, 2019

alfie 

the most beautiful and talented person you have ever met. though she'll deny it, she knows she's frigging amazing.

she spends her time on twitter retweeting feminist jokes and fighting about gender roles, because no matter what alfie believes everyone should be treated equal.

fren #1: see alfie over there?
fren #2: oh hell yeah, alfie's the prettiest girl in the room.

alfie by morningphan April 16, 2017

Alfie 

Alfie is a hench boy with a large dick. But he doesn't exept eye contact till marriage as he is a good Christian Boy. He can play fortnite with one hand and loose but he doesn't care as he is a maverick #logang4life

Female: Woah, is that Alfie in Church
Female 2: Yes, I can tell from his massive bulge and Fortnite shirt

Alfie by MrNoogin November 12, 2019

Alfie 

Alfie is the only correct way to spell the name. If your name is Roisin and you spell it alphie, you are incorrect. Obviously. This is on the Internet so fact.

Alfie is the dogs name

Alfie by Raisin999 February 12, 2021

Alfie 

Idiot that leads you on. Will often say he loves you when he doesn't. A manwhore. Alfie sleeps with every one, wheather you are fuck ugly or not, Alfie doesn't care, he just wants pussy. Is charming and kind untill he breaks your heart.

Dude, is that Alfie's new girl?
Yeah, man, I feel sorry for her.
Yeah, what a user and dick.

Alfie by p-p-p-penis. December 4, 2013