Maddie 

Maddie is the most amazing girl ever. She's gorgeous, funny, incredibly hot, and perfect in every single way. She's the best girlfriend ever, and means the world to the lucky guy that has her in his life. Her eyes are easy to get lost in and most people will find themselves staring into them without realizing. She's a bit outgoing and very social, and she's easy to get to know. She's open-minded, trustworthy, hard-working, kind, caring, and an overall amazing girl. Her boyfriend would do anything for her, and she has him roped in for life. She also visits urban dictionary a lot, a shit ton.

Guy 1: You see that perfect girl over there?

Guy 2: Yeah she's definitely a Maddie.

Maddie by MaddiesBF December 5, 2021

Maddie Chen 

Maddie is the CEO of the Rude Inconsiderate Kids Group and loves to torment everyone she meets by screaming at them until they give her what she wants. A registered scam caller with multiple offences against almost any fast food chain you can think of. Also has a disease called exploferretasium which causes her to violently combust whenever she sees a small child that is physically weaker than her.

Preschool Teacher: LOOK ITS MADDIE CHEN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE KIDS!
Kids: It's fine she's about to explode
*Maddie explodes*

Maddie Chen by ok_cool October 3, 2022

Hot Maddie 

Pouring hot chocolate on your boyfriend then licking it off of his neck.

I gave my bf a Hot Maddie, and he said it felt amazing.

Hot Maddie by The Name's Jick May 3, 2017

midgit maddie

Usually a small bitch who can't get enough of her self she's annoying and has a short temper no one likes a maddie

Jack:Hey its midgit maddie
Jamaul:for fuck sake she's so annoying

midgit maddie by Everyonehatesamaddie November 13, 2021

The Tough Mudder 

Although there has been much debate about the true definition of "The Tough Mudder", the official definition is insurmountable.

The Tough Mudder
/THē təf məd•dər/
Adj.

While penetrating a female anus with the penis, the penetrator enters a free hand into the vaginal canal. Once accomplished, proceeds to masterbate his penis through her vagina while occupying her anal cavity.

Street names/slangs include;
Brownie beater
Fecal fap
Fisty fap
Libertarian
Mr.Hankey hand job
Mud tug
#mudtug
Over under
Reach through
Smelly jerk

1. The other day Nicole and I pulled off the tough mudder, let me tell you, it is quite possibly the hardest event on the planet.

2. Bro, when Ashley is shmasted face she always wants that brownie beater...I ain't mad.

3. "I let Jimmy do the #mudtug once, now all he wants is a smelly jerk:(" said Becky to the marriage counselor.

The Tough Mudder by lasvegascashew October 16, 2014

pulling a maddie 

to put way too much chapstick on before an inevitable kiss making the other person's lips kinda burn

Person 1: How was your kiss with that girl earlier?

Person 2: I mean good, but she wound up pulling a maddie.

pulling a maddie by grandpa yason December 8, 2020

Cam/Sam/nadine/Maddie/layla 

Mommy, otherwise known as mommy? Sorry? I mean mommy sorry? Mommy

Damn, cam/Sam/nadine/Maddie/Layla are mommy

Cam/Sam/nadine/Maddie/layla by Kittenmommy November 22, 2021