pinky sweater

A pinky sweater is a rare, complex, and sacred binding agreement. Two consenting parties perform strenuous calisthenics with their respective pinky fingers until clammy enough to be deemed "sweaty pinkies", then, while maintaining sweaty pinky-to-pinky contact exchange unbreakable vowels of commitment to a predetermined cause.

Priest: "Do you, John Doe, take thee Jane Doe to be thy bride in holy matrimony, as long as you both shall live?"

John Doe: "I Pinky Sweater it"

pinky sweater by MaynardWords October 15, 2010

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man sweater

any sweater worn by a man that causes one to question that man's man-ness.

As in, "Look at that man sweater. Ha ha ha.. what a fairy!"

man sweater by Robert Doisneau December 5, 2003

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Cosmic Sweater

you jizz in a condom til its halfway full and slap your partner in the chest until it pops giving her a nice cosmic sweater.

i slapped my girlfriend and gave her a Cosmic Sweater.

nice man.

Cosmic Sweater by xxBootykIlla94xx June 30, 2011

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Cosby Sweater

A condom worn during rape.

Detective 1: I think we found something over here. Might be our Cosby Sweater. Pulls used condom out of dumpster

Detective 2: Dude, that's gross. But yea, probably our Cosby Sweater.

Detective 1: Who thinks about putting on a condom before raping someone?

Detective 2: They walk around with it on. Now please, put that thing in a bag.

Cosby Sweater by TRock216 April 14, 2017