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Adam Benjamin 

Like a regular Adam but 100x worse.

This particular type of Adam can usually be found sat eating biscuits, ice cream and crying over receipts. May also be found attempting to flirt with unsuspecting prey and failing miserably.

Popular in the gay community due to his impeccably shiny head that acts as a mirror.

TOP TIP : Stay away from an Adam Benjamin as they're probably contagious.
"This creepy guy called Adam tried to flirt with me today. It was awful!"

"it wasn't an Adam Benjamin by any chance was it?"

"Yes! How did you know?!?"
Adam Benjamin by MCdermott123 June 15, 2017

Benjamin 

He’s a gay ass bitch who doesn’t know when to fucking die, also is a retard, smells bad, small dick, looks like the Michellin man just uglier. Doesn’t know jiu Jitsu for shit thinks he’s better than everyone else but probably doesn’t know basic math
Benjamin’s such a bitch
Benjamin by Droj August 23, 2019

Benjamin button 

Verb: the act of eating out a girl (ass or pussy) soo deep that it causes reverse aging by the process of reverse birth (i.e. Reentering the womb)
On this season of HBO girls, a dude benjamin buttoned Allison Williams.
Benjamin button by Gyc February 27, 2015

benjamin michael 

Benjamin Michael is a true gentleman. Amazing kisser and most of all. BIG ASS DICK.
My man must be a Benjamin Michael. His dick was gigantic.

Benjamin 

dont just dont try rebecca dont
just over all has dated everyone

Benjamin why just seriously a 3rd grader

he is probably dating ur best friend behind ur back but u would not know
Benjamin by #NotSendra December 21, 2017

Benjamin Johnson 

A giant pile of shit, deadbeat, someone to avoid at all costs, see: fuckboi
Hey, do you like that guy? Hell nah, I don’t fuck with Benjamin Johnsons