Red. what the colour of your nipples ? 

Speech somebody said to a women on Omegle to describe the colour of there nipples.

Women: what your favourite colour ?
Man: Red. what the colour of your nipples ? light brown. dark brown. what? what?golden brown, chestnut brown. Poverty brown. Bronze brown. Kinky brown. What we talking here?? Pencil shavings brown. What? Old penny brown. What kinda brown? What's the color? what's the Color of your nipples. Hm? Whats the color. What's that colour??

Red. what the colour of your nipples ? by Ukinral June 28, 2023

fuck a duck and see what hatches 

awesome phrase

1: (tells awesome story)
2: Well fuck a duck and see what hatches!

fuck a duck and see what hatches by AmElIa627 May 28, 2011

And What 

Normally used when telling others where you rep/are from
Also is used agressively before fights or to big up where your crew or hometown as if to say
"Yeah im from London, and what are you gonna do about it?"

E.G
Person 1: where do you rep then ?
Person 2: London And What!!

Crew 1: (Crew name) An wot!! Brap!!

And What by Tuley July 5, 2007

the left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing 

You know the expression "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"? Meaning, usually, two arms of a larger entity (two departments of a major corporation, for example) aren't communicating well.

"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.

I can't get my healthcare provider to acknowledge that I've already paid them using the debit card issued by the very same healthcare provider. The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.

the left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing by smartwatermelon September 14, 2010

no "that's what she said" intended 

Used after saying something that can be interpreted as a that's what she said

this not in something that you catch yourself at a random point-- this is what that's what she said is used for, just at yourself. This clause is used specifically in a response to someone who just said "that's what she said", as to keep them from saying it more than once.

Adam: Man, tonight was AMAZING!!!

Jacob: That's what she said.
Josh: That wasn't very good.
Adam: I dunno I kinda liked it-- no "that's what she said" intended.

no "that's what she said" intended by DJ Russly June 20, 2010

Thats not what she said 

Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks.

Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!

Jordan: Thats not what she said!

Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!

Jordan: Thats what she said!!

Thats not what she said by Jonny, Jared and Jordan November 25, 2010

You buying what I'm selling? 

do you understand?

Person A: I mean i like him but i don't. You buying what I'm selling?

Person B: yea

You buying what I'm selling? by Devykinz October 6, 2012