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1. The oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and laughter on their lips, and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes;

2. Christmas cheer;

3. The stimulating drink that puts the spring in the old gentleman’s step on a frosty, crispy morning;

4. The drink which enables a man to magnify his joy, and his happiness, and to forget, if only for a little while, life’s great tragedies, and heartaches, and sorrows;
I drink whiskey because I am an American.
whiskey by koolwinder March 10, 2015

Whiskey Sweats 

To consume an obsene amount of whiskey resulting in perfuse sweating.
Victor Standingbear had a bad case of the whiskey sweats after drinking too much Firewater.
Whiskey Sweats by DRUNK Sloth November 21, 2015

whiskey turn

A whiskey turn is performed by a driver having left the bar / a party while not completely hammered, far to drunk to drive and does so anyway, and either under steers or over steers a turn and hits an object, usually a sign or curb, due to being drunk.

The driver will usually drive away from the object they hit and examine the damage the next day, because of the need to focus on just making it home. This type of crash will not total, or structurally damage a vehicle beyond the point of drivability, and is mostly a cosmetic damage.

Usually performed by older males who right before leaving will say to his friends “I’m not even drunk” then perform a whiskey turn
Me and joe went to the bar to celebrate his new promotion at work and he drank 8 beers in 2 hours. On the way home I watched him take a whiskey turn and smash a sign and break off his mirror. I laughed, because I know his wife is gonna kick his ass for driving drunk.
whiskey turn by Chinookpilot69 December 10, 2020

pass the whiskey 

The overused voice command in the game Fistful of Frags where you say it after killing someone

(It was supposed to be like "Medic!"in tf2)
STOP SPAMMING PASS THE WHISKEY YOU SHIT!
pass the whiskey by PsThWh November 21, 2015

liquid whiskers 

An occurrence during oral intercourse where long, viscous lines of saliva span from the genitals of the receiver to areas on, in, and around the mouth of the performer. Essential for women to perform barber poles* on their male partners.

*see barber pole
After rimming Susan for ten minutes, Westley pulled back as liquid whiskers extended from his lips and chin to her anus.
liquid whiskers by PerverseWriter October 27, 2004