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Shred to Bronze ratio 

If X=shred and Y=bronze, then the apogee of maximum shred with maximum bronze produces the optimal shred to bronze ratio a stoker can achieve. High shred, low bronze includes indoor weightlifting. Low shred, high bronze might be stationary tanning. 5:5 apogee Max shred Max bronze is exemplified in big wave surfing (no wetsuit), prison yard weightlifting, and free solo rock climbing.
By leaving his rashguard in the van and switching to a lower SPF, Bodhi was able to maximize his Shred to Bronze ratio during the 1 mile paddle out to the upper trestles outside lineup.
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To brosh: the act of a directly and momentarily looking at someone's crotch, with their knowledge.
Guy: Hey! Did I just catch you trying to brosh me?

Girl: Ya tu sabe! (For those without google translate, this means: you already know!)
To brosh by Bob Gi Net April 8, 2015

Crash to Browser 

A standard feature of the Battlefield 3 game from DICE and EA. Involves the game spontaneously crashing to the Battlelog browser page for no reason at all.
"My game on the TeaBaggers United server just Crash to Browser. Damn you EA/DICE!"
Crash to Browser by droopie October 2, 2011

Crashed to Browser 

A standard feature of the Battlefield 3 game from DICE and EA. Involves the game spontaneously crashing to the Battlelog browser page for no reason at all.
"My game on the TeaBaggers United server just Crashed to Browser. Damn you EA/DICE!"
Crashed to Browser by droopie October 2, 2011

To Brown 

A verb in the English language that means to loose out the rest of ur season to obtain a higher draft pick. This usually happens after your favorite teams head coach gets fired after loosing to one of the league worst team.
Hey did the packers win?

No, they’re going to brown it.
To Brown by Zachariah28 December 2, 2018

To Brooklyn it 

when in debate} a person uses no prep time during the whole round
Judge: 1ar taking prep?
1ar: No im going to Brooklyn it
To Brooklyn it by evsweet January 23, 2008

Going to Brown U 

A sly way to inform someone you're going to shit.
Guy 1: Wanna catch a flick?
Guy 2: After I go to Brown U.
Going to Brown U by Joel TK May 29, 2005