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Shane the Ogre 

A nasty ogrey boy who likes it up the asshole. His best friend is usually a scrawny pale boy (somewhat like the book Of Mice and Men). He is an idiot. Once you fell under the trap of this beast, its hard to get out of. Beware.
Did you see Shane the Ogre over there?
The one ugly and alone? Yeah I saw him.

Shane the Destroyer 

The layer of pipe king of pythons, shane will murder you with dick punches to the anus may lord have mercy on your holes.
omg look out behind you its shane the destroyer

or

what is that dangling on the ground oh that is just the destroyer don't let that thing wrap around you

Shane the Train 

Train that was built in Long Island in 1945. Only a single car but tons of pure metal and steel will scare any competitors off.
Person 1: Let's go skateboarding with Shane the Train
Person 2: Sorry Shane the Train can't ride a skateboard
Shane the Train by Mrs. Summers October 24, 2019

the ooh shiney disease

You are in a middle of a conversation and you see something shiney so you stop dead conversation and point it out.
She has the ooh shiney disease because she seen it sparkle.
the ooh shiney disease by Naynau February 21, 2018

When the moon shines, the cow pees 

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else
Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.

When the sun shines on Rjukan 

Meaning: Occurring with a very low frequency, suggesting that something is likely to happen only on exceptional occasions or not at all. It is used to describe an event or action that is close to not happening but is not entirely absent.
Example: "My application will be approved when the sun shines on Rjukan!"