Squashed A Frog

To shit in one's own pants and then sit in it.

Lertle: "Hey Lojik, the funniest thing happened.. I was driving home and I squashed a frog!"

Lojik: "Haha what?"

Lertle: "I thought I had to fart but I shat myself, then i sat in it. Very messy it was"

Squashed A Frog by Funny Mofo No.1 May 10, 2011

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Squashed Nigga

A song written by S.mouse! (Chris Lilly)in the ABC tv show, 'Angry Boys'.

Squashed nigga, Squashed nigga, i feel like a, Squashed nigga

Squashed Nigga by W.Kert! August 1, 2011

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squincher

A sex move whereby upon reaching climax, a man grasps his penis and presses his thumb against the tip like it were a garden hose, producing a similar wide-angle spray.

"How come the bathroom walls are so sticky? Rick must have squinchered again!"

squincher by drinkofindustry January 17, 2009

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squashed onion

A supreme being, typically a roadman who is claimed to be legendary. It is said that dodgerlynch is the only true squashed onion and if you call anyone a squashed onion they are probably an alpha male with high supremecy

Ever heard of dodgerlynch
Yeah, he is a proper squashed onion

squashed onion by Felix kjeillburg May 1, 2019