serious 

Intense; hardcore.

"Things are gettin' serious up in here."

"I made some serious cash last night."

serious by **** you March 18, 2003

as serious as cancer 

something extremely serious, like cancer

Brittany: Hey! I just crashed my car into a ditch!
Joe: Are you serious??
Brittany: As serious as cancer!

as serious as cancer by B Fox January 15, 2008

Why so serious?

A quote from the Joker in The Dark Knight, turned in to an internet fad/meme. Usually used on angry, emotional people who tend to go overboard or not understand jokes.

Man: God wtf!!! I hate the world, I want it to burn!
TDK fan: Why so serious?

Troll Topic Creator: Guess what!? I like watching gay men and humping my couch!
Foolish Poster: Wow wtf!? You are fucking messed up man, get some therapy.
Troll Topic Creator: lol, why so serious!?

Why so serious? by ryanxwonbin August 19, 2008

serious urbaner 

one who over-thinks a definition of a word that was put on urbandictionary.com and degrade it.

Friend 1: "Dude read this!! Its really funny."

Friend 2: "Its not really funny. It doesnt even make sense."

Friend 1: "You are such a serious urbaner"

serious urbaner by StetsonRed October 2, 2008

yahoo serious 

A guy who is a complete fuckwit . Loud mouth, has a large crop of hair, and wears loud clothing.

Check out yahoo serious over there! How can anyone take him seriously

yahoo serious by timbo6969 January 3, 2017

for serious 

it’s like bro are you serious ? a mix of for real and serious 🤔

“she literally just told me it happened biatch”

and i go “are you for serious?”

for serious by cxforseriouscx June 1, 2019

I'm as serious as dick cancer 

The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.

Person 1- Are you serious????

Person 2- I'm serious, bro! I'm as serious as dick cancer"!

I'm as serious as dick cancer by Hankscolts November 13, 2011