Jailbait Purpling
Jailbait Purpling by namekaw July 29, 2011
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purdling
Purdling is a version of Russian Roulette. It's for people with nut allergies, and is played with a packet of Revels. As you may know, there are many different revels but only one with nuts in it. The trick is for these people to eat the other ones. There are coffee Revels, toffee Revels, and many many more. Can you avoid the nutty one? You better bloody hope so!
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purdling by Jody Jamieson and Swithun March 9, 2004
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purplink
purplink by Otter Gurl December 18, 2013
purpleneck
A redneck that makes the average redneck look like a suave cosmopolitan with a Ph.D. Generally purplenecks are illiterate but they are very friendly as long as you don't show them any foreign technology and try to talk like them.
Yesterday, while driving down the backroads of Mississippi, my car got a flat tire and I was SOL because my spare was flat too. Luckily, though, I met a purpleneck who saved me by slaughtering a wild hog right then and there, and then slicing off a long and thick roll of hog meat to wrap around my tires. I was off and going in no time.
purpleneck by Adel7 September 23, 2007
purping
when you fuck a bird in the asshole.
many people "purp" to relieve stress and symptoms of severe pregnancy.
when you "purp" you also use naval oranges to balance the birds weight inside of your vagina, or penial areas, if you're into that crazy shit.
if you're "strickly dickly" you must use a bird whom has a penis and use their penis as their asshole, for it to be proper "purping".
many people use "purping" , however, if they fuck the bird, and someone see's them, that person will probably call the humane society.
please look up the definition for "sea-gulling" to properly execute true "purping" statistics.
many people "purp" to relieve stress and symptoms of severe pregnancy.
when you "purp" you also use naval oranges to balance the birds weight inside of your vagina, or penial areas, if you're into that crazy shit.
if you're "strickly dickly" you must use a bird whom has a penis and use their penis as their asshole, for it to be proper "purping".
many people use "purping" , however, if they fuck the bird, and someone see's them, that person will probably call the humane society.
please look up the definition for "sea-gulling" to properly execute true "purping" statistics.
Ralf: Are you.. into purping?
Carl: Of course father, im in to anything with nipples
Ralf: You do know, birds don't have nipples.
Carl: Yes, but my nipples look like milk duds
Ralf: Awkward. Suck me good.
Carl: Of course father, im in to anything with nipples
Ralf: You do know, birds don't have nipples.
Carl: Yes, but my nipples look like milk duds
Ralf: Awkward. Suck me good.
purping by kirstenandbrooke January 1, 2012