penile projectile 

Ejaculation, urine, or anything that launches out of the penis.

Look out! My penile projectile is about to land in your coke!

penile projectile by Jeff Thompson May 16, 2006

Penile Sports 

There are two main catergories in this sport meatwhacking and schlong swinging; these are two phallus related sports created during the wales trip by the two tom's.
Meatwhacking involves the art of getting a "semi" and beating it against your chest until a nice whacking sound is produced. Originated in a welsh bedroom, in wales obviously
Schlong swinging is the act of rotating the schlong in a vigorous swirl of the hips it originated in a welsh bathroom, again in wales obviously.

Penile Sports in daily life
<THUMP>
oh I hear Tom's meatwhacking again...

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"Toms been a long time in the shower"
"It's all that Schlong Swinging hes been up to!"

Penile Sports by The two tom's March 31, 2008

Penile Vomit Chamber 

Usually a Vagina but also refers to an Anus or Mouth.
An orifice in which a Penis is inserted followed by a repetitive push & pull motion till ejaculation occurs.

a.k.a.: PVC; P.V.C.

Rupert: "How was she?"

Adam: "OMFG she made Captain Winky sick!"

Rupert: "WTF?"

Adam: "Captain Winky threw up like six times in 1 hour."

Rupert: "Bet her Penile Vomit Chamber was filled!"

Penile Vomit Chamber by DeadGirlsCantSayNo October 7, 2009

penile dissoperation

when you beat your meat so goddamn hard, that you have to take a break, or your dick will fall off.

I had penile dissoperation when I beat off 17 times in one hour.

penile dissoperation by Mr_Avacado_Man November 27, 2017

Penile Apache 

When one is fixing to ejaculate and sprints toward an individual and delivers a large amount of semen onto them. Often times while screaming the phrase, "America!". Can also be referred to as a Strafing Run, or The Screaming Eagle.

Adam delivered the woman freedom with his use of the Penile Apache. Believed to be his final form.

Penile Apache by KrispiKreme March 1, 2015

Penile Threat 

A threat to the penis

Jess "I will punch your dick!". Dixer, "OH NO NOT THE PENILE THREAT!"

Penile Threat by Mr. Deafinition July 2, 2018

Penile Beat Down

The agonizing pain and intimidation a sexually unexperienced virgin female is faced with when an erected penis is inserted violently into one of her orpheus's.

I know you think Cassie is not a virgin, but just because she dresses like a slut doesn't mean she's not afraid of the penile beat down.

Penile Beat Down by sxizzla November 29, 2009