Tom Pearl Smoothie

a man named tom pearl shits into a wine glass and mixes it up with a spoon and finally drinks it with no problem

NtNO and Prince: I want a Tom Pearl Smoothie!
Tom Pearl: *turns on camera* Hi my name is Tom Pearl and i’m gonna make a smoothie for ya!

Tom Pearl Smoothie by cocksuckingcowboy69 March 3, 2022

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pearl sak

bad ass weed that'll give you a gooooooooooood trip. even better with homiez juss chillin. this bud is more crystallized than northern lights. NOT BLUNT SHIT

puff the magic dragon!!!

pearl sak by dopey April 3, 2004

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pearl shocker

when fucking a girl in the vag. right before she orgasms you punch her in the clit.

anal discharge might occur do to the vibrations of the punch and thus the pearl shocker.

pearl shocker by tommy diaz February 16, 2009

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Matching Pearl Set

When the male pulls out and cums all over a woman's upper chest and neck, giving her a pearl necklace.

Once completed, the male takes his man-meat and dabs his cock on her ear lobes with the after-ooze sperm that is collecting on the end of his cock.

This resembles pearl earrings.

Jack: Have you ever given a woman a pearl necklace?

Robert: You cheap bastard! I always give a woman a Matching Pearl Set when I'm finishing!

Matching Pearl Set by HippoCookies September 28, 2008