Having a one-night stand with a loser 

Doing it like they do it on discovery channel with a loser you just met in the night-life.

Jenny enden up having a one-night stand with a loser

Jessica was so drunk she ended up having sex with a geek that night.

Sarah did it with a loser she just met.

Having a one-night stand with a loser by Greenlander May 20, 2012

Alaskan one night stand 

an Alaskan one night stand is a situationship originally a hook up or friends with benefits situation that has not only lasted a long time but also reached serious relationship milestones without being labeled as a relationship. it usually happens when one or both participants consciously or subconsciously desire a relationship but don’t communicate in fear of rejection.

Sue: My friend Tammy is pregnant with her third child.
Betty: Oh, is she seeing someone?
Sue: No, she has been having an Alaskan one night stand for the last 5 years.

Alaskan one night stand by s. betty June 20, 2022

Alaskan One Night Stand 

To fuck a girl at a party and realize the next day he's a femboy.

Steve: "Damn I can't stop thinking of that girl from the other night"
Alex: "From your alaskan one night stand?"
Steve: "Huh?"

Alaskan One Night Stand by joe....... May 18, 2025

One Night Hand Stand 

To have a brief one night relationship involving only holding hands with a partner. See NCHH, NCMO, and One Night Stand.

I'm not a bimbo; all I want is a plain and simpple one night handstand!

One Night Hand Stand by Aaron L. M. Goodwin August 5, 2005

One Hairy Night Stand 

1. A one night stand with a person who has an exceptional amount of body hair.

2. Hooking up with someone who rudely leaves body hair all over your bed sheets, which results in never calling him or her for a second go-around.

3. A hairy hump horror!

Girl 1 wakes up to change her sheets after a drunk night with a guy she meets at a Valentines Day party.
"Holy cow! There is pubic hair all over my sheets!"

Girl 1's friend: "BARRFFFFFF"

Girl 1: "I don't want all this hair in my washer, I'm going to roll it up in this lint remover tape roller"

Girl 1's friend: "BARRRFFFFFFF"

Girl 1: "That was one hairy night stand!"

One Hairy Night Stand by Toocooltobefriendswithu February 19, 2009

One Night Standards 

The physical qualities of a person required to engage in a one night stand with said person.

"What do you think of that girl?"
"Eh, she's alright. Not relationship worthy, but she meets my one night standards."

One Night Standards by Levasaurus Rex January 16, 2013

One Night Standards 

The incredibly low standards a man has for women, when he's drunk, horny, and doesn't want a relationship.

Jeff fucked Victoria because he has low one night standards, which is why he never called her back.

One Night Standards by rogerthewhale May 19, 2014