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Pencil Mercenary

Watch out for your pencils otherwise the Pencil Mercenary will kill them

Reverse mercenary

When the girl gets in the male’s position and pegs her partner.
M: Dang man, my butt really hurts.

Y: Oh, did you do reverse mercenary last night?

M: Hellllllll yeah.

Full Blown Mercenary 

When something is so good the only way it can be described is Full Blown Mercenary
That was Full Blown Mercenary Greg

Ryan the Mercenary 

The living, breathing, definition of disappointment. There are no words to describe the reign of tyranny imposed by the redundant and incessant amount of sheer luck this freak of nature possesses. He's horrible. I hate him.
- CT

Beat a BLU Mercenary Day 

This is a National Holiday on every June 23, where any Mercenary working for the Builders League United (BLU, a subsidiary of TF Industries) must succumb to a beating from anyone of any kind (Humans, Raccoons, Wizards, Books, Flying Eyeballs, etc.) Oh, and also they CANNOT fight back!
RED Merc: Hey pal! Guess what day it is!
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!

*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*

mursenary 

a male nurse (murse), professionally providing care for the sick and infirm, without regards to prestige and/or shame from society.
Don't mess with that guy. His line of work is mursenary!
mursenary by Scotech December 27, 2011