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Hole in the matrix 

An occurrence that is baffling in nature and challenges reality; something that seems to bend the very fabric reality. A reference to the film "The Matrix".
Guy 1: "Did you see Matt's girlfriend? She's easily a 10!"
Guy 2: "Yah, he's fat and broke. It's a hole in the matrix, man."
Hole in the matrix by Bobcat8305 August 13, 2010

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground 

Figure of meaning that someone doesn't know what they're doing.

ass from a hole in the ground

He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

go fall in a hole

A phrase used to express anger and revenge, when someone says go fall in a hole they want someone to accidentally fall in a deep hole and not be able to get out. Then be stuck there for an eternity, and no one is around to help. this is a sacred phrase that is only used in desperate times.
Kyley screamed at a random stranger that spilled coffee on her, to go fall in a hole. She must be really mad!

sniper in the hole 

the act of hiding in the closet and vigorously beating off while your friend is fucking a girl doggystyle on the bed, then right before your about to spluge you run out of the closet and blow a load in the girls face
last night i skeeted all in nikkis face when i was a sniper in the hole

shit-hole in one 

when you take a dump, and your creation goes through the hole, so when you turn to appreciate your sculpture you can only see the tip of it.
#1-Man, the other day I took a great crap.
#2- yeah? how big was it,
#1- couldn't tell, it was a shit-hole in one
shit-hole in one by jtizzles April 21, 2010