impotent 

The inability to arouse the penis, often times caused by severe trauma.

Cody's horrible impotency could only be prudently remedied by glancing at his hot mother.

impotent by Zaid Williams January 8, 2004

Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules 

The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.

I believe in Manjeetism, so i follow Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules.

Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules by Manjeet The Almighty February 21, 2009

take care of some very important business 

a euphemism for using the restroom. -It makes it sound important, because even though other people think it's not, you know it is.

Excuse me... I have to take care of some very important business. Back in a sec.

take care of some very important business by colonel cheesemonkey June 12, 2007

piss impotent 

When you feel like you need to piss then get into the public toilet and just stand there shaking your junk waiting for the piss to come and it never does

"man, i was waiting in line to use the trough and when i finally get there i was piss impotent!"

piss impotent by ljjj October 13, 2008

self important bitch

Basically a fucking girl who thinks she can do w/e she wants b/c she has nice tits and a nice ass and treats people like shit for her own satisfaction of feeling above others

AYYO go fuck yourself you self important bitch and get my attention normally

self important bitch by Trippinballs January 26, 2007

work impotence 

A feeling of powerlessness resulting from a lack of interaction and involvement in the work place.

Employee 1: "How's your proposal coming along?"
Employee 2: "No idea, I sent it to the partner 4 days ago and he is ignoring my emails and voicemails and isn't around the office. Feeling the onset of work impotence"

Manager: "Have you gathered everyone's feedback and comments from our presentation?"
Employee: "I've sent emails, and left voicemails, but no replies yet."
Manager: "Ummm, I think you've become work impotent."

work impotence by F.Castro March 14, 2009

Impotence 

When a guy can't get or can't sustain an erection.

I wanted to have sex, but he was impotent.

His impotency was embarrassing.

Impotence.

Impotence by Nadarien August 1, 2010