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Rudolph Giuliani, born May 28, 1944, is most widely known for being the mayor of New York City during the terrorist attacks of Sept 11, 2001. During his mayoralty, Giuliani also succeeded in drastically reducing violent crime in the city.

Rudy is officially running for the presidency of US, but it seems that the office he really wants is that of dictator. As reported in the New York Times, he said that people should give up their liberty and yield to government authority: "Freedom is about authority. Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do."
"Rudolph Giuliani for Dictator 2008" -- fake campaign sign.
rudolph giuliani by Spar Xi November 6, 2007
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Rusty Giuliani

When an escort gives an old man a dry hand job
Hey I heard you got a Rusty Giuliani at the strip joint
Rusty Giuliani by Bennett1313 November 18, 2020

Pulled a Giuliani

When you're trying to act collected but a fart slips out.
"Smells like someone just pulled a Giuliani in here, open a window!"
Pulled a Giuliani by ayeleein December 6, 2020

The Sweaty Giuliani

When you are recreating a hentai with your girlfriend, and the squid that's in her butt squirts ink onto your face.
"I just tried the weirdest thing with my girlfriend! its called the Sweaty Giuliani."

"Whats that?"

"Thats when you are recreating a hentai with your girlfriend, and the squid that's in her butt squirts ink onto your face."

"Oh, I think you should find a new girlfriend, they don't usually come with tentacles."
The Sweaty Giuliani by melpie December 14, 2020

Rudy Giuliani 

I've never been a fan of Giuliani or Trump, but a lot of guys could have picked up a hammer and joined the rest of the Republicans, and Giuliani did stick with Trump even now. You don't find too many people that will do that these days, especially once things go beyond just getting laughed at to jail/prison time, or worse.
Rudy Giuliani didnt cut and run from Trump like many other lawmakers did, even if he's not on the same side as me, that is closer to admirable than what you get with many other lawmakers.
Rudy Giuliani by Solid Mantis January 15, 2021

Rusty Giuliani

Getting a dry hand job from an escort in a hotel room
Rusty Giuliani by Bennett1313 November 18, 2020

Tooty Giuliani 

Nickname awarded the disgraced former Mayor of New York after audibly farting during the Michigan Voter Fraud Hearing. Jenna Ellis, his co-conspirator, could be seen recoiling in disgust.
Fellow prison inmate shouts at his cellmate, 'Hey Tooty Giuliani, don't be stinking up our cell with you nasty, wet farts.'
Tooty Giuliani by LaughingAloud December 15, 2023