bologna gargling

Sloppy cock sucking

Quit bologna gargling, someone will think you robbed a sperm bank.

bologna gargling by joeogio February 22, 2011

Cum Gargling Vaginasaur 

A self-absorbed, super-egotistical woman, generally in her late 20s or early 30s, who creates an online dating profile with a profoundly opinionated view of herself and her requirements. Typical indicators of whether one is a cum gargling vaginasaur are the listing of one's favorite pseudo-intellectual novels with titles so artsy as to be vomit inducing, as well as the stating of one's personality type according to the 'what in the world of fucks is that' Myer-Briggs Type Indicator system. The true sexual orientation of a cum gargling vaginasaur is never known, as she prefers to invent her own orientation, unique to herself, which did not previously exist. As with a gecko that sheds its tail when threatened, a cum gargling vaginasaur similarly sheds her integrity when faced with the prospect of sucking on a black 12 incher in a process commonly referred to as 'hypocrisy'.

Why is it that I only ever get matched with cum gargling vaginasaurs when perusing these dating sites?!

Cum Gargling Vaginasaur by 36thDisciple April 18, 2018

ball gargling 

aslo know as t-bagging but the gargler is gargling your junk

Yo! this bitch was ball gargling me lastnight and i thought i was gone cum all over her forehead from the rhythmic vibrations of her throat.

ball gargling by lil connor the anchor April 16, 2006

butter gargling 

When a man cums into a girl's mouth followed by urinating where then the girl gargles the mixture and swallows it.

"yo, this girl i'm going out with is really into butter gargling. she can't get enough of it."

butter gargling by DJ B Mac August 9, 2006

pis gargling

The act of curing a sore throat by gargling with dog urine

My negro roomate was pis gargling with the german shepard when i came home today.

pis gargling by carl eba September 30, 2007

Puss Gargling 

The gargling of puss.

Sprk: Puss gargling, ever heard of it?
Battle Jesus: Yeah and I'm about to shit my dick out of my ballsack

Puss Gargling by Sp0rkle December 24, 2010

corndog gargling 

trying to test if your gay or not...or straight

hey dude you gay?
i could find out
*tries to gargle corndog
*chokes
yeah you not gay

corndog gargling:gay test

corndog gargling by nerdynook3 June 30, 2017