B I J D A F L D M D G F T 

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

B I J D A F L D M D G F T by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020

z瑟g(f)蕯蕦(f)z瑟g(t)蕯a(f)

A type of lover who works hard to fit in with your life, because they love you so much and are willing to put in effort to make your relationship work
(Alternate spelling: 👒z瑟g👒蕯蕦🎩z瑟g👒蕯a)

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really want a z瑟g(f)蕯蕦(f)z瑟g(t)蕯a(f)!

z瑟g(f)蕯蕦(f)z瑟g(t)蕯a(f) by pentawolf May 23, 2021

C D G D E G F E D C D G E E F G G G A C A C 

rickroll'd

-C D G D E G F E D C D G E E F G G G A C A C
-Ah f***

C D G D E G F E D C D G E E F G G G A C A C by Jackyfox April 19, 2022

T.G.F.F.

Thank God For Facebook is something you yell when the website Facebook satisfies your needs..

Simi O. : I just found Marcus M. on Facebook.

Marcus M. : T.G.F.F.!!

T.G.F.F. by NIKKA_OINK July 30, 2010

B.G.F 

A B.G.F that is an all around douche bag

man, that mark miller kid is such a B.G.F.

B.G.F by b rizzle is May 24, 2006

professional g/f 

A girl who was a complete whore and hits the "lotto" AKA a boyfriend and all-of-a-sudden becomes a bitch/prude who thinks every guy doesn't have a chance in hell.

That chick used to f*ck everyone and now she acts like a professional g/f because she finally got a boyfriend.

professional g/f by JonesyLAX June 10, 2010

E.G.F 

Earn. Gain. Follow

I want to E.G.F to make a business run

E.G.F by ProfitMaker April 27, 2022