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flattersulted 

A portmanteau word combining flattered and insulted; when you are both flattered and insulted by someone's remarks or actions
"Hey, I got a note today from a guy who fished my bestselling novel out of a garbage can in New York and told me he enjoyed reading it. Flattering? Insulting? I'm experiencing some mixed emotions. Maybe I've been flattersulted."

-- overheard at a watercooler outside a publisher's office in Manhattan, March 30, 2010
flattersulted by PRwiz101 April 1, 2010

Flutter Face 

A cute girl that you could see yourself dating, but there is some major barrier. Such as age, height, or etc.

"Did you see that flutter face over there? She's been checking you out"
"Yeah, but she's a lot younger than me. It'd look like a creep bro"
"Did you see that flutter face over there? She's been checking you out"
"Yeah, but she's a lot younger than me. It'd look like a creep bro"
Flutter Face by Banff97 May 11, 2013

fluttermuffin

A girls fart that stays trapped in her vaginal lips until it travels to the front for release. Often, there is a sensation of fluttering while the fart travels along the muffin.
The hard seat trapped my fart, sending to the front for escape. It wasa classic fluttermuffin. Girl fart front fart
fluttermuffin by yellow7112 January 22, 2014

wow and flutter 

Speed variations in a turntable,phonograph, or cassette player that cause irritating flattening in pitch with sour notes (wow) and/or garbled notes with jerky sharpening in pitch (flutter). Often heard from poorly manufactured, old, or poorly-maintained audio equipment. In the ages when LPs and audio cassettes were the only audio media available, stereo/high-fidelity magazines often used to rate audio components with wow and flutter specifications ranking at the top of the list.
George, your turntable has some nasty wow and flutter. The music sounds sour. It looks like it needs a new belt around the platter.
wow and flutter by pentozali April 8, 2006

Fluttersmile 

Noun or Verb; When your heart does that thing where it feels like it missed a beat or two, and smiles at the same time.
Fluttersmile is when your heart skips a beat but it smiles at the same time. For example, when you are so in love something melts your heart.
Fluttersmile by Caro! July 4, 2009

Flutter Dump 

When you have to take a dump so bad that it is sometimes painful and almost impossible to hold it in thus running to the bathroom in a flutter.
When i got home from work I had to take a massive shit after a long night of partying. I skiped down the stairs to my appartment and flutter dumped right in the can.
Flutter Dump by J-S-S August 7, 2009