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felching lesbians 

A crude turn of phrase used to signify the extraordinary unlikelihood that something will occur. It can also be used to describe something that is taboo, disgusting, or oxymoron-ic.
The chances of getting your NCAA tournament bracket 100% correct is like felching lesbians - it just doesn't happen (although technically, it could).
felching lesbians by Kourics March 17, 2010

felching straw 

Between two homosexual males. The act of one man blowing his load into his partners anas. When this is completed the male who blew his load will take a straw and suck out the cum out of the man's anas.
The man loves the taste of his own cum and other males anal juices so much, that after he performs anal sex he begins felching all the secretions.
felching straw by taint October 15, 2003

felching straw 

This is the straw used to retrieve said semen from said anus. Please see felch to understand the act of felcing. Straws come in titanium or plastic.
I think I lost my felching straw in the couch. Can I borrow yours?
felching straw by dmp April 1, 2003

felching necropheliac

The act of coming in a dead man or woman, and then sucking it out orally.
I wanted a cold one after work, so I went to the morgue and found a sexy dead woman, came in her pussy, and sucked it out, and then went to have a beer. The mortician called me a sick ass felching necropheliac.

felching session 

A felching session is the act of either ejaculating into your partners rectum, then using a straw to suck it out, or, sticking a gerbil in your partners ass.
I took part in a felching session, now my farts are all bubbly.
felching session by 2nd Seal November 24, 2003

Felching Party

A party --- all male, all female, or co-ed --- where everyone draws straws to determine each person's role. A person is selected by straws to be entered vaginally (female) or anally (male or female) by a train of dudes who each leave a deposit of their man-seed in them. One "lucky" person, determined by straw drawing, takes his or her straw and inserts it, after all deposits are made, and sucks out the gooey mess left inside.
John: Hey, Linda, we missed you at the Felching Party last night. It was a blast!

Linda: I know! I heard Rod Stewart was there and had indigestion from drinking all the baby-batter that was blown into Nicky.
Felching Party by SL_808 March 27, 2013