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Donkey Kong Land 

the ultimate virginity repellent and sex attractor
oh shit that's donkey kong land, not again
Donkey Kong Land by modemcat June 14, 2022

The Donkey Kong 

The Donkey Kong is a move that has to be done with preparation. After successfully completing intercourse the alpha male will then proceed to throw a barrel at his partner.

If the partner questions why you have a barrel before you begin reply with "No need to worry" and then refuse to answer any more questions.
I wanted to use The Donkey Kong but she questioned why I had a barrel and I never read urban dictionary so I panicked, threw her inside and then rolled it down a hill...
The Donkey Kong by Premonitious October 29, 2011

you look like donkey kong

you look like an ugly monkey with a large posteriour who steals other peoples boyfriends/girlfriends.
Gina stole Jim from Sue. Sue totaly said you look like donkey kong to her.

The Real Donkey Kong 

When your are having sex with your partner and you put a banana in their ass and feed them peanuts.
My girl is a freak and loves it when I give her the Real Donkey Kong.

Donkey Kong 

Donkey Kong is a party game where groups of individuals attempt to charge up a staircase while the "Donkey Kong" at the top tosses kegs at them in an attempt to slow their progress.
Cody: "Jeez Jim, what happened to your arm there?"

Jim: "I broke it last night when me and my friends got shitfaced and played a couple rounds of Donkey Kong."

Donkey Kong Pound 

When you have a buddy pull an unsuspecting victim's pants down, and then you run up to them, full speed, and slam them in the asshole with your dick, pounding the shit out of whoever it is.
Steve and I performed a Donkey Kong Pound on this one hot chick walking in the alleys late at night.