cottage cheese cum 

The thick, nasty, lumpy, cum you gurgle out your dick the day after a bout of heavy drinking. Presumably caused by dehydration.

I had a major hangover and when i beat off I spewed out some serious cottage cheese cum. I got some on my hand and licked it off. It tasted like spoiled buttermilk.

cottage cheese cum by Natrone Means Business March 30, 2007

Cottage Cheese Vendor 

When a woman has a gooey yeast infection.

Man, I was banging this chicken I picked up at the club and when I pulled out, my dick was covered with white goo and clots. She's a teal Cottage Cheese Vendor! Take that snatch to the gynecologist!

Cottage Cheese Vendor by The Grunt February 27, 2021

cottage cheese diet 

1. the habit of only having sex with women so obese they have severe cellulite (origin: the cottage cheese appearance of cellulite.

2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .

1. She's too skinny for him, he's on a cottage cheese diet.

2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!

cottage cheese diet by Mike Oxhard July 12, 2006

cottage cheese ass

A typical european delicacy in which one eats expired cottage cheese out of the anus.

Honey, im leaving for work, but when I get back make sure you have some cottage cheese ass ready.

cottage cheese ass by matttttttttttttttty boy April 25, 2007

cottage cheese pancake butt 

a very flat cellulite butt that also tends to be very pale

a chick with no sign of even having a booty. just a continuous line from her back down to her ankles must have a cottage cheese pancake butt

cottage cheese pancake butt by tickle me funny March 22, 2010

Cottage Cheese Fat 

Basically, it's celulite

the lumpy-ness of cellulite on thighs resembles cottage cheese, giving you cottage cheese fat.

Cottage Cheese Fat by fonesex June 14, 2007

Cottage Cheese Pants 

The dirty white bits in about your genitals. Smelly and looks a bit like cottage cheese, thus, resulting in your pants having residue of it on the pant fibres and smelling like a chippy!

"ewww he hasn't washed in days! i bet he has cottage cheese pants!"

Cottage Cheese Pants by Hayley is the sex July 6, 2006